U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, is like an out of control astronaut who is lost in space, say White House officials.
According to the leftist New York Times, White House staff say Kerry is like the astronaut in the film Gravity, somersaulting through space, untethered from the White House.
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This isn't the first time that Kerry has been described as an out of control spaceman. Israel's left-leaning Haaretz newspaper described him as a space alien.
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"It's as if he isn't the foreign minister of the world's most powerful nation, but an alien, who just disembarked his spaceship in the Mideast," wrote Barack Ravid, the paper's diplomatic editor.
"If he gets rubbished by Haaretz it means he really goofed up," said one foreign policy expert.
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| Limo Lib Comsymp Millionaire |
Comsymp limo-lib socialist John Kerry's net worth is an estimated $194 million. His Illuminati wife, Teresa Heinz, owns assets of approximately $750 million.
They have a prenup.
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